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R.S: Waaaz daaaa?
Oh! Aiiiii noooo….Yeeggg boilll??? Heeheehee. Yeuu speak tiffffre yenglisss.
Oakk. Aaaand?

Tedd: Yeaa rye! Sooom tea plijjjj?
R.S: NO taaaank yeu, I daaan take.
Tedd: No. me!
R.S: Yeuu daan likkkke tooo?
Tedd: I waaaan teeeeaa
R.S: Oh Rye!
Tedd: Rye! I waaaan breaaa, baaat ergggh, yyegg boilll 2, teeeeea
R.S: Yeuu waaan waaat aaahhhh? Plaaaay waaaat aahhh or mineeera waaaat ahhhh?
Tedd: Waaaz saaa?
R.S: waaat aaahhhh?! Plaaaay waaaat aahhh or mineeera waaaat ahhhh?

Tedd scratched his head as to what the hell “Plaaaay waaaat aahhh or mineeera waaaat ahhhh” could mean. It then struck to him that maybe he meant “Plain water or mineral water”.
Tedd: Mineeraaaa waaat aaaahhhhhh!
R.S: Rye!
Yeeeuuuu waaa shuuuugaaa inn teeeeee aaaa yeeeuuuu waaa ssshhhhhuuuugaaa ooutsaaa teeee?
Ted seemed confused. Now what on earth does this mean? After thinking for a minute, but without remaining silent (lest the man would hang up) Tedd answered “Waaaazzz saaaa”?
R.S:Teeeeee? Aooooo yeeeuuu waaaa shuuuggaaa
Tedd: Oh you mean sugar in the tea? Oh yes. You can put 2 teaspoon.
Shhhuuuuggggaaaa tuuuuu sppoooonnnn. Rye!
R.S: Rye!
Tedd: Rye…Taaaanks. Breaaaann it to maiiii room. Roooom 20!

As Tedd hung up, he felt a sense of pride – a pride often experienced after accomplishment of a big task that looks almost impossible to achieve.
Letting out a sigh, he paced the room of his suite and decided to explore the suite while his breakfast arrived.
To Tedd, the suite had 2 rooms – the master bedroom was bigger than the other room, which looked more of a dining and hall room for guests. The suite was quite cozy and neatly furnished. The bathroom was a little small, but who needed a big bathroom on a short visit. He didn’t want to play cricket while he bathed. He concluded that for 850 Rupees, Indian currency, this place was worth it.
There was a knock at the door. “Room service” someone called out.
Tedd opened the door and found a small, thin man carry a tray with his breakfast.
As he let the man come in, he was wondering who he actually spoke to on the phone.
“ Amm… Excuse me. Can you please tell me who generally takes room service orders here?” Tedd sounded very curious.
“It is me, Sir” replied the man with a smooth flawless English accent.
But Tedd was not convinced. “I mean do you have anyone else taking the orders, besides you? Someone who speaks in a different English accent?”

The man thought for a moment and looking very worried said, “Did he use words like rye, waaaa etc?”
Tedd was elated. “Yes...Yes that’s the person. Who is he?”
The man kept shaking his head and said “That’s my teenage son Luis. He doesn’t work here but when his vacations are going on, he does like to hop in here and help me take orders in the kitchen. I do not know why he keeps troubling all our customers here. He has a perfect English accent, but even then …. He is …Incorrigible! I apologize to you Sir, but please do not report the matter to the higher authorities.” The man pleaded.
Tedd thought over for a minute and then said, “Oh no no….Not at all. I just wanted to find out who he was. Thanks. I will call you once I am done with my breakfast.”As the man left, Tedd sunk in his bed and thinking over how he had been fooled by a teenager, he smiled to himself. “Rye!” he whispered to himself, as he grabbed a loaf of bread from the tray